Theatre Bizarre The Greatest Masquerade on Earth Tue, 02 Oct 2018 04:16:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 72108659 Theatre Bizarre 2018 Band Line-Up! Fri, 28 Sep 2018 23:32:49 +0000 Continue reading ]]>

The castrophony heard through the unholy halls of Theatre Bizarre is loud enough to wake the dead, sweet creatures. Get ready to experience a most eclectic and enchanting array of bands and performers to satisfy your every need. May we introduce to you just a taste of our band line-up:

Goober & The Peas
Bella's Bartok
Mother Feather
The Theatre Bizarre Orchestra
The Beggars
Willa Rae & The Minor Arcana
Black Jake & the Carnies
Gabriel Brass Band
The Oscillating Fan Club
Krillin vs. SpaceSkull
Lady Bones
Caveman & Bam Bam Detroit
Ghost City Searchlight
Là Bas
Sold Only As Curio
Gold Crayon
The Imaginatron

....and more still to come!

Theatre Bizarre 2018 Burlesque Line-Up! Wed, 05 Sep 2018 22:30:47 +0000 Continue reading ]]>

Welcome to the Dirty Devil’s Peepshow, where our debauched host shall inundate you in immoral indulgence with every act. May we introduce to you our full Theatre Bizarre 2018 Burlesque Line-up:

Roxi DLite
Angie Pontani
Ray Gunn
Kristina Nekyia: Showgrrrl
Musette "The Mistress of Mischief"
Lushes Lamoan
Julie Atlas Muz
Lou Henry Hoover
Eva Mae Garnet Burly-q
Dee Dee Starr
Laura Desiree Burlesque
Dolly Berlin Burlesque
Mercury Stardust
Aria Delanoche
Dahlia Dulce
Samantha D Siren
Magenta DeMure
Lou Lou la Duchesse de Rière
Kristina Nekyia
Tana the Tattooed Lady
Vyla Vaudette
Abigail Rhys

Enjoy the view, sweet creatures. We sure will...

Come One, Come All! Wed, 05 Sep 2018 01:29:45 +0000 Continue reading ]]>

 Welcome to the Greatest Masquerade On Earth! Theatre Bizarre will transport you to another world of mystery and mischief. A sordid soirée of unbelievable sights and sounds awaits you, dear creatures… and if you’re lucky, so does a glimpse at what’s in store. We'll have a tantalizing peak for you tomorrow, so be sure to hurry back...

Discounted Theatre Bizarre 2018 Tickets Still Available! Sat, 25 Aug 2018 02:25:44 +0000 Continue reading ]]>

My dear, our discounted $95 tickets won’t be available much longer. Act fast before the sale comes crashing down and tickets go to full price at $105 on September 9th! Order yours today!

Looking to secure your tickets to Theatre Bizarre in person? You're in luck! Tickets are now available at our partner locations at Noir Leather, 3 Ring Traveling Apothecary, and Leon & Lulu! The choice is yours, and yours alone. Don't say we didn't warn you once ticket prices rise in September. Get 'em while they're hot!

Tickets to Theatre Bizarre 2018 On Sale Now! Fri, 13 Jul 2018 22:45:12 +0000 Continue reading ]]>

Happy Friday the 13th, disciples of Zombo!

To celebrate this most unholy holiday, we're happy to announce that tickets to Theatre Bizarre are NOW AVAILABLE! Come one, come all! Standard Theatre Bizarre tickets are at a special release price of $85 until the first 500 sell out, so don't delay!

Join us October 12th & 19th for our Masquerade Gala, and 13th & 20th for our Theatre Bizarre Choose-Your-Own-Adventure. Mark your calendars, and prepare your vestments, my delicious initiates. Order your tickets now and discover the secrets that abound this year at Theatre Bizarre....

Congratulations Brittany “Acrobritt” Walsh On Guinness World Record Wed, 20 Jun 2018 02:17:28 +0000 Continue reading ]]>

Sweet creatures, join us in celebrating our darling servant “Acrobritt” in successfully doubling a Guinness World Record!

Give her a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen! You’ll see her with your own two eyes this year at Theatre Bizarre. Hail Zombo!

Happy Pride Month & Happy Birthday to Violet Chachki Wed, 13 Jun 2018 05:38:46 +0000 Continue reading ]]>

My darling initiates, it is with our most sincere adoration that we join you in celebrating Pride Month. Each year, we simply would not be able to provide the level of performance that we strive for if not for the amazing and inspiring talent abound in the LGBTQI artists that offer themselves to Theatre Bizarre. As such, we would like to share with you one of our favorite performers, Violet Chachki, who also happens to be celebrating a birthday today, as an embodiment of transcendence.

Zombo loves all creatures, regardless of identity, and the doors of Theatre Bizarre shall forever be open to all. Happy pride, my sweet minions!

A Vision of Retrospection Upon The Fortuitous Unfortunates Tue, 12 Jun 2018 00:30:15 +0000 Continue reading ]]>

Oh, my sweet creatures. It feels like an eternity since last you saw behind the veil of Templum Balatro. You feel the longing, don't you? The aching inside of you to return to the parlour where you joined the Fortuitous Unfortunates.  Oh, how I know you do. The games may be over, but the providence foretold by them is forever. Listen to those whispers haunting the air, and think back to those fleeting moments when you gained access and took your first step into this grand world.

You entered our lounge with such reckless abandon. Your search for answers led you right to us, but you were so entranced by the opportunity to find those who decided fate itself, to test your luck. You drank, you played, you danced; for the first time, your eyes were truly open.

It is, after all, us who hold all the cards, and your admittance into our sordid soirée was designed by the Fortuitous Unfortunates all along. We sincerely hope you enjoyed the ride as much as we did, my darlings.

Have no fear, my pets. Your inclusion was merely a necessary step for what comes next. Remember what you learned last year through your exploration of all that is Theatre Bizarre. The Fortuitous Unfortunates have what they need from you, but that doesn't mean they don't have more in store. Soon, all will be revealed for your future. It will be up to you, however, to decide your true fate. Secrets and lies shall soon lay at your feet. The game of ruination may be over, but a new world lies ahead. Until then... you'll have to reminisce on the sights we bestowed you.

You Are Summoned… Sat, 24 Mar 2018 02:17:58 +0000 Continue reading ]]>

To Whom it May Concern,

You are hereby summoned to our enigmatic temple to enter Zombo’s domain, in the fall of 2018. Join us October 12th & 19th for our Masquerade Gala, and 13th & 20th for our Theatre Bizarre Choose-Your-Own-Adventure. Mark your calendars, and prepare your vestments, my delicious initiates. Click the seal below to select your tickets and discover the secrets that abound this year at Theatre Bizarre....

Marche With Us Into 2018! Tue, 20 Mar 2018 20:30:52 +0000 Continue reading ]]>

The snow has melted, and the sun has begun its shine once again. So too, Templum Balatro has begun its stirring. Soon, the headlights of our Ghost Train will cut through the foggy haze of the unknown, arriving this week at the "Marche du Nain Rouge" for Theatre Bizzare's first appearance of 2018! Join us as it illuminates the darkness that has plagued Detroit and help us drive out the Nain Rouge from the city.

Sunday, March 25th, join Theatre Bizarre and the hallowed members of Templum Balatro as they summon forth the minions of Zombo to ride our Ghost Train through the streets of Detroit in a most devilish masquerade, chasing away the historic imp of mayhem. Be sure to arrive dressed to to the nines, as we hope to terrify and beguile Evil itself.

We shall see you this Sunday at 12:00 PM, upon the corner of Canfield and Second, right next to Traffic Jam & Snug, to partake in a decadent celebration of Detroit. When the clock strikes 1:00 PM, we begin our unholy crusade to rid the city of its devilish blight. See you then.... we'll be expecting you....