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My dear, our discounted $95 tickets won’t be available much longer. Act fast before the sale comes crashing down and tickets go to full price at $105 on September 9th! Looking to secure your tickets to Theatre Bizarre in person? … Continue reading →

Happy Friday the 13th, disciples of Zombo! Come one, come all! Standard Theatre Bizarre tickets are at a special release price of $85 until the first 500 sell out, so don’t delay! Join us October 12th & 19th for our … Continue reading →

Sweet creatures, join us in celebrating our darling servant “Acrobritt” in successfully doubling a Guinness World Record! Give her a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen! You’ll see her with your own two eyes this year at Theatre Bizarre. Hail … Continue reading →

My darling initiates, it is with our most sincere adoration that we join you in celebrating Pride Month. Each year, we simply would not be able to provide the level of performance that we strive for if not for the … Continue reading →

Oh, my sweet creatures. It feels like an eternity since last you saw behind the veil of Templum Balatro. You feel the longing, don’t you? The aching inside of you to return to the parlour where you joined the Fortuitous … Continue reading →

The snow has melted, and the sun has begun its shine once again. So too, Templum Balatro has begun its stirring. Soon, the headlights of our Ghost Train will cut through the foggy haze of the unknown, arriving this week … Continue reading →

The curtain rises as the gowns fall, and all is laid bare before you. My darlings – we offer you a banquet of bountiful flesh within Theatre Bizarre. Are you ready to feast your eyes upon…. Roxi D’Lite (Miss Exotic … Continue reading →

My dear creatures – our intoxicating aural splendor is guaranteed to ignite the senses. This year at Theatre Bizarre, be utterly prepared for…. Messer Chups | His Name Is Alive | The Potions | Black Jake & the Carnies | … Continue reading →

Welcome, weary wanderer… I’ve been watching you since your initiation.  Beheld your search for answers in the twisting halls of our temple. You’ve peered through the Eye of Zombo and glimpsed what this world really is, but you want more … Continue reading →