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Theatre Bizarre 2018 Band Line-Up!

The castrophony heard through the unholy halls of Theatre Bizarre is loud enough to wake the dead, sweet creatures. Get ready to experience a most eclectic and enchanting array of bands and performers to satisfy your every need. May we … Continue reading

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Theatre Bizarre 2018 Burlesque Line-Up!

Welcome to the Dirty Devil’s Peepshow, where our debauched host shall inundate you in immoral indulgence with every act. May we introduce to you our full Theatre Bizarre 2018 Burlesque Line-up: Roxi DLite Angie Pontani Ray Gunn Kristina Nekyia: Showgrrrl … Continue reading

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Come One, Come All!

 Welcome to the Greatest Masquerade On Earth! Theatre Bizarre will transport you to another world of mystery and mischief. A sordid soirée of unbelievable sights and sounds awaits you, dear creatures… and if you’re lucky, so does a glimpse at … Continue reading

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Discounted Theatre Bizarre 2018 Tickets Still Available!

My dear, our discounted $95 tickets won’t be available much longer. Act fast before the sale comes crashing down and tickets go to full price at $105 on September 9th! Order yours today! Looking to secure your tickets to Theatre … Continue reading

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Tickets to Theatre Bizarre 2018 On Sale Now!

Happy Friday the 13th, disciples of Zombo! To celebrate this most unholy holiday, we’re happy to announce that tickets to Theatre Bizarre are NOW AVAILABLE! Come one, come all! Standard Theatre Bizarre tickets are at a special release price of … Continue reading

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Congratulations Brittany “Acrobritt” Walsh On Guinness World Record

Sweet creatures, join us in celebrating our darling servant “Acrobritt” in successfully doubling a Guinness World Record! Give her a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen! You’ll see her with your own two eyes this year at Theatre Bizarre. Hail … Continue reading

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Happy Pride Month & Happy Birthday to Violet Chachki

My darling initiates, it is with our most sincere adoration that we join you in celebrating Pride Month. Each year, we simply would not be able to provide the level of performance that we strive for if not for the … Continue reading

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A Vision of Retrospection Upon The Fortuitous Unfortunates

Oh, my sweet creatures. It feels like an eternity since last you saw behind the veil of Templum Balatro. You feel the longing, don’t you? The aching inside of you to return to the parlour where you joined the Fortuitous … Continue reading

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Marche With Us Into 2018!

The snow has melted, and the sun has begun its shine once again. So too, Templum Balatro has begun its stirring. Soon, the headlights of our Ghost Train will cut through the foggy haze of the unknown, arriving this week … Continue reading

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2017 Burlesque Line-Up

The curtain rises as the gowns fall, and all is laid bare before you. My darlings – we offer you a banquet of bountiful flesh within Theatre Bizarre. Are you ready to feast your eyes upon…. Roxi D’Lite (Miss Exotic … Continue reading

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