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Tickets to Theatre Bizarre 2018 On Sale Now!

Happy Friday the 13th, disciples of Zombo! To celebrate this most unholy holiday, we’re happy to announce that tickets to Theatre Bizarre are NOW AVAILABLE! Come one, come all! Standard Theatre Bizarre tickets are at a special release price of … Continue reading

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Congratulations Brittany “Acrobritt” Walsh On Guinness World Record

Sweet creatures, join us in celebrating our darling servant “Acrobritt” in successfully doubling a Guinness World Record! Give her a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen! You’ll see her with your own two eyes this year at Theatre Bizarre. Hail … Continue reading

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Happy Pride Month & Happy Birthday to Violet Chachki

My darling initiates, it is with our most sincere adoration that we join you in celebrating Pride Month. Each year, we simply would not be able to provide the level of performance that we strive for if not for the … Continue reading

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A Vision of Retrospection Upon The Fortuitous Unfortunates

Oh, my sweet creatures. It feels like an eternity since last you saw behind the veil of Templum Balatro. You feel the longing, don’t you? The aching inside of you to return to the parlour where you joined the Fortuitous … Continue reading

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Marche With Us Into 2018!

The snow has melted, and the sun has begun its shine once again. So too, Templum Balatro has begun its stirring. Soon, the headlights of our Ghost Train will cut through the foggy haze of the unknown, arriving this week … Continue reading

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2017 Burlesque Line-Up

The curtain rises as the gowns fall, and all is laid bare before you. My darlings – we offer you a banquet of bountiful flesh within Theatre Bizarre. Are you ready to feast your eyes upon…. Roxi D’Lite (Miss Exotic … Continue reading

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Theatre Bizarre 2017 Band Line-Up

My dear creatures – our intoxicating aural splendor is guaranteed to ignite the senses. This year at Theatre Bizarre, be utterly prepared for…. Messer Chups | His Name Is Alive | The Potions | Black Jake & the Carnies | … Continue reading

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Theatre Bizarre 2017 – The Fortuitous Unfortunates

Welcome, weary wanderer… I’ve been watching you since your initiation.  Beheld your search for answers in the twisting halls of our temple. You’ve peered through the Eye of Zombo and glimpsed what this world really is, but you want more … Continue reading

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Acrobats and Alchemy

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Theatre Bizarre 2017 Show Dates

In 2017 we welcome back two grand weekends of Theatre Bizarre! Zombo summons his army to The Greatest Masquerade on Earth, beckoning you to prepare for double the dose of music, theatrical performances, and heart-pounding excitement around every shadowy corner.  For all who … Continue reading

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