2017 Burlesque Line-Up

The curtain rises as the gowns fall, and all is laid bare before you. My darlings - we offer you a banquet of bountiful flesh within Theatre Bizarre. Are you ready to feast your eyes upon....

Roxi D'Lite (Miss Exotic World 2010)
Medianoche (current reigning Miss Exotic World)
Trixie Little (Miss Exotic World 2015)
Julie Atlas Muz (Miss Exotic World 2006)
Evil Hate Monkey (Mr. Exotic World 2010)
Michelle L'Amour (Miss Exotic World 2005)
Jett Adore (Las Vegas Burlesque Hall of Fame's "World's Most Innovative" 2011)
Laura Desiree
Dolly Berlin
Miss dd Starr
Musette
Lushes LaMoan
Aira Delanoche
Mika Romantic
Lou Lou la Duchesse de Rière
Sugar Vixen
Sydney Deveraux
Miss May
Ivizia Dakini
MeeZee
Tana the Tattooed Lady
Sweetpea

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Theatre Bizarre 2017 Band Line-Up

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Theatre Bizarre 2017 – The Fortuitous Unfortunates

Welcome, weary wanderer... I've been watching you since your initiation.  Beheld your search for answers in the twisting halls of our temple. You've peered through the Eye of Zombo and glimpsed what this world really is, but you want more don't you?  To control your fate in a world where fortune and misfortune are decided for you... well, I'll let you in on a secret, they're just two sides of the same coin, and we're the lucky bastards who decide how it lands. Won't you join we few Fortuitous Unfortunates as we pull the strings and conduct the fates? The only way to adjust your fortune is to come inside and play.

The curtain draws back and curiosity abounds as you set your adjusting eyes on a dimly lit parlor. Faces painted with ominous, conspiratorial auras look pleased at your arrival. "Welcome, welcome," a mysterious voice within the crowd beckons. "Take a seat! Have a drink! Join us in our games!" A chair is thrust upon you by unknown hands, and you cautiously sit down as the spirits pass around in a frenzy of celebration. A Ouija board upon the table before stares silently in waiting. “Tonight, we shall decide the fates of the many!" The voice continues. "The Earth spins upon its axis, but it is WE who grant it momentum; we gods amongst men decide all. WE are the creators of both fortune and misfortune! We… are the Fortuitous Unfortunates.

The time is nearly upon us, my darling creature. The seasons are turning. The dreaded heat is finally behind us, and leaves have begun their golden transmogrification. As the hands of a clock tick by and by, the sun retreats earlier each day, allowing the night to beckon us out from the shadows once more. Summer is no more, and the autumnal glow of the new season means only one thing - Theatre Bizarre is near, and the Fortuitous Unfortunates even nearer. We shall see you within our unholy halls.

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Messer Chups at Theatre Bizarre 2017!

Theatre Bizarre is proud to present legendary psycho-spook masters MESSER CHUPS 
direct from behind the erstwhile, glorious, & ever romantic Iron Curtain! 
 
We gleefully offer you three nights
to let Oleg Gitaracula, Zombierella, & Doctor Boris catch you in their web. You’ve been warned.

 
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The World’s Most Spectacular Masquerade Party Is in Detroit! – Travel + Leisure

“Book a flight to Detroit for what may be the best costume party of your lifetime.”
– Travel + Leisure

Travel + Leisure confirms our status as The Greatest Masquerade On Earth! 
Read full article here.

“Theatre Bizarre – It’s like a twisted dark carnival from your best nightmares.”

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Acrobats and Alchemy

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BEWARE, MY BELOVED – TICKETS ON SALE NOW!


Tickets for Theatre Bizarre 2017 are on sale HERE!
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Masquerade Gala ~ Friday, October 13th / Theatre Bizarre ~ Saturday, October 14th
AND
Masquerade Gala ~ Friday, October 20th / Theatre Bizarre ~ Saturday, October 21st

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Tickets On Sale Soon, My Delicious Initiates

Tickets will be on sale Friday, May the 12th 2017
for The Greatest Masquerade on Earth!

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Theatre Bizarre 2017 Show Dates

In 2017 we welcome back two grand weekends of Theatre Bizarre!

Zombo summons his army to The Greatest Masquerade on Earthbeckoning you to prepare for double the dose of music, theatrical performances, and heart-pounding excitement around every shadowy corner. 

For all who dare enter, the portal to our dark gatherings will open:

Masquerade Gala ~ Friday, October 13th / Theatre Bizarre ~ Saturday, October 14th
AND
Masquerade Gala ~ Friday, October 20th / Theatre Bizarre ~ Saturday, October 21st

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Prepare thyself, sweet creatures,
tickets will be on sale soon.

HAIL ZOMBO

 

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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